Is pumpkin OK for weightloss?

After a summer full of ice cream, beer and tons of watermelon, not to mention a few extra kilos, you’re maybe wondering if a nice pumpkin pie would be OK, right?

✅ HEALTHY

You still believe that...

“Homemade pie” is healthy?

I have no idea how to make pumpkin pie so I searched on Chef Google and got the most popular recipe.

• For the dough: 400g of flour, 7 tablespoons of sugar, 7 tablespoons of milk, 7 tablespoons of oil, and so on.

• For the filling: 1,5 kg of shredded pumpkin, 150 grams of sugar, and so on

Pumpkin pie is like any pie you can get in the shops. It’s something made out of sugar, flour and oil.

✅ LIKE YOU DIDN’T KNOW

Wait, you didn’t know pie can make you fat? I’ll drop some knowledge for you now.

Pumpkin pie contains exactly what pies in a shop contain: sugar, flour and oil. The cheapest ingredients, the least nutritious ones and the most calorie dense.

One more thing: when you go out and have a piece of pie, a slice is 200 grams.

When you make one at home, you’ll cook 2 kilos worth of pie

✅ SWILL

A pumpkin pie actually means 2 kilos of sugar, flour, oil and some pumpkin.

You have now made a pie and now it MUST be eaten because…

It’s a pity to throw away food. You don’t agree with wasting food, do you?

🏆 PRO Tip: sugar, flour and oil is not “food”, it’s pig swill.

Now I realized. Sugar, flour, oil and pumpkin are 100% vegan and 100% compliant with religious fasting practices.

Don’t be surprised on Christmas after having put on 4 extra kilos since September, even though your plan was to lose 10 kilos…

Let me remind you what will get you those extra kilograms until Christmas:

Grapes, wine, pumpkin, pretzels. Then you’ll start fasting according to religious practices: you’ll eat soy, fries, rice, tofu, jam, everything with bread, of course.

If you’ll say I’m exaggerating, then maybe there’s no point in continuing.

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